When we don’t hear back from loved ones/friends for a while we start to panic…….but it’s ok, my dad was just “fuckinnn napping before some turd woke him up”.


Eager beaver

Whole Tray Vegan Pastries

Every morning in my coffee shop, a member of staff moves a tray of freshly baked pastries from the oven to the counter, with a quick “hot tray” warning to notify others. New member of staff took it a little too seriously this morning “HOTTTTTT TRAYYYYYYYYYY COMINGGG THROUGHHH BEEEEEE CAREFULLLLL”……..Dude nobody’s burnt but you gave me a fucking heart attack