Naturally….

When we don’t hear back from loved ones/friends for a while we start to panic…….but it’s ok, my dad was just “fuckinnn napping before some turd woke him up”.

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Eager beaver

Whole Tray Vegan Pastries

Every morning in my coffee shop, a member of staff moves a tray of freshly baked pastries from the oven to the counter, with a quick “hot tray” warning to notify others. New member of staff took it a little too seriously this morning “HOTTTTTT TRAYYYYYYYYYY COMINGGG THROUGHHH BEEEEEE CAREFULLLLL”……..Dude nobody’s burnt but you gave me a fucking heart attack