Rely on coffee every morning and looking for a healthier alternative to kick start your day?!? Try fanning your flange with a hair dryer….certainly changed my life.
I don’t care how many cocks you have on your tally chart, if you eat a banana mouth first, without breaking a piece off first, you are a slut.
When all fingers are pointing towards one action, what are you waiting for?!?Stop procrastinating, start masturbating.
My name is Sarah. I work with a lady called Pamela who’s pussy sweats profusely during presentations. Sit down Pam, you’re embarrassing us all.
Rather unattractive man buying condoms in front of me in the pharmacy……heads up mate, they aren’t necessary for having a wank.
Do you think if you sign off a formal letter with “Kind regards” the bulk of the email can read “I just googled ‘cock sucker’ and your name came up”..?!?!