Penis or Vagina?!

I’m on a stand up comedy course all weekend. Entering into an industry in which most of the women are either lesbian or bi, I’ve started to question my own sexuality. But I’m pretty sure I only like men…..Shit, better dash, I’m about to go on stage. ¬†Eeek I’m nervous, I feel like a big old pussy.


Would you prefer a bigger size?!

Dear agony aunt, I’m a single, straight guy desperate to meet a girl and the last p**y I came close to was my cousin’s (man I miss that little ball of fluff). Please help me get closer to women…
Fear not my dear. Get a job in a ladies clothes store, ask to work in the fitting room and leave gaps in the curtains. Guaranteed good raise too.