You make me so proud!

Bless my grandmother. “What sort of comedy are you doing Polly? The sophisticated type I’m guessing?”. Erm yeah. Cocks, tits and wanks are most certainly adult!!


He’s all I need


Just seen a car sticker saying ‘A dog is for life, unlike a man’. Erm….Somebody call the RSPCA we’ve got a puppy fucker in the carpark.